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Meet the Club Mascots

Mascots played a big part culturally, they went everywhere with us.

Club Mascots

RATBAG WRONGUN

This little guy is good at cloning himself and attached himself to club scooters on long runs. Don’t know where he came from but he is a complete nuisance.

JEREMY GNOME

Jeremy is a very happy 'Metrognome', in touch with his sexuality. He was born on Scooter Island in Godshill. He is very outgoing and extrovert and likes nothing more than to be photographed having a laugh over a few cheeky Jaeger Blasters at posh chally rallies like Camber Sands. He can get over‑excited from time to time but is easily calmed down with a rollie or two, followed by a brandy. He's been all over the world and his most recent Wanderings took him to India.

NORMAN MCGNOME

Norman jumped on the boxcar from Merseyside and landed crash‑bang in time for a ding‑dong party in Kent. He was immediately taken on holiday by some lovely people where he could lead a peaceful life before another hectic party at The Hop Farm. He will be coming home but not just yet.

COLIN THE CRUSADING SEAGULL

Colin was born in Rye and captured in the caff while trying to help himself to Jim’s Full English. He used to be a bit of a Crusader but lost his hat so decided to go normal for a while. Currently living in Dover, he's ventured as far as the Swingate in Guston for a Xmas nosh so far.

Colin and Jim